Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

If you really want a happy hoo-ha, don’t use scented soaps to clean it. Your hoo-ha and the skin around it will thank you.

Hope the Easter Bunny could find the prize on those of you who have a lot of Easter grass covering your treasured basket.

Here is the first stage of progress on the hairiest man in Rochester!

I know that it can be difficult to remain composed when your leg is in the air and I’m putting wax all over the area where babies come out.  Pressing your smelly sock firmly against the front of my face, however, is not going to make the process any easier on either of us.

Sassysnatch is back!

For those of you that haven’t read The Happy Hen House, here you go!

Speaking of facials…a little organic coconut oil can do wonders if you’re feeling a little dry down below. And you can always turn things into a Pina Colada Party like my illustration demonstrated in my 2nd book, The Happy Hen House. Just a friendly suggestion from your Happy Hoo-Ha Lady.

It’s funny how easy it is to read into things. For example, this week we are introducing our new Esthetician by offering 50% off facials. I don’t know about you, but I have always thought it was really important to have a clean and shiny puss.

Gratitude moment: I am truly humbled by all of the clients that entrust me with their personal grooming. In fact, I will never get over how far people will travel in order to get a Brazilian by me. Last week,  I actually made a list, because I was so blown away.  Here is goes…Pen Yan, Batavia, Geneva (3 different appointments), Syracuse, Buffalo, Brockport, Geneseo and Alfred State. If you came from another far away or even someplace close and want a shout out, please let me know so I can add you to the list. I appreciate each and every one of you!

A woman told me she waited too long between waxes and that her martini glass looked like a beer mug.