If you have cotton mouth, chances are you have cotton cootch too… Stay hydrated before you get your Brazilian and you’ll be much happier with the results.
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
A woman told me she is having great success controlling her ingrown hairs when she uses her coffee grinds as a gentle exfoliant on her bikini line. Mark & M.E. helpful hints continue…
When you’re scrubbing your delicate parts, please treat them gently. It is very easy to irritate your bikini area with harsh scrubs or coarse loofahs. All scrubs should be water based and fine grained. All loofahs should be gentle and washed thoroughly between each use. Want to always keep our hoo-ha’s happy!
When a woman tells me it feels like she lost weight after I finished her Brazilian, you can only imagine the amount of hair I had to remove!
The cash price of a Brazilian at the Mark & M.E. Salons is $59. The average client leaves a $10 tip. Considering the service were providing, I don’t think the total is a coincidence, do you?
One of my clients likes to have sexy time right after she gets a Brazilian with her husband who has extremely oily skin. The friction of her exposed pores to his natural oils is causing her to have more ingrown hairs, which is making her very sad. PLEASE give your skin several hours to calm down before you crawl through your oily playground or you too will be sad. And you know that Mark and M.E. is all about The Happy Hoo-Ha not a sad one.
Summer is here
And the time is right
To get a wax
So there’s no hair in sight!
As a I was giving a young man his first Brazilian, my forearm rested against his stomach and I couldn’t believe how fast his heart was beating. I kept a really close eye on him because I was a little nervous he was going to pass out…or worse!
I found a full pack of Pez under the chair in one of my wax rooms. I wonder if my client felt so childlike after her Brazilian that she wanted to treat herself to a childish treat.
Sometimes I hear a song and can’t help making up my own lyrics. Like when I approached a waxing client singing “everybody must get bald” instead of “everybody must get stoned.” I wonder what Bob Dylan would have thought of that?
