Did you know that kangaroos have 3 vaginas? As a woman who has spent a career doing Brazilians for a living, I find it fascinating. Although I’m not sure if three would be triple the work or triple the pleasure?
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
When I was growing up, I always wanted to work at IBM. Since I took a much different career path, maybe these letters should stand for International Brazilian Master – unless you can think of something more fun!
Men of all ages are getting Brazilian Waxes and it is a service we are proud to offer at Mark and M.E. However, if this man walked into the salon, I think I’d be a little nervous.
If you’ve waited a long time between waxes and your hair is long enough to braid, you may need a bigger lollipop to distract you!
If you need to use this on your kitty after your shower, you need to come see the wax experts at Mark and M.E.
The look on M.E.’s face when a woman walks into the salon and warns her that she’ll need to perform an exorcism on her v-j-jay because it had been so many months since her last Brazilian.
Now that it’s October, have you decided to see how long you can grow your hair out? Please remember that waxing is a monthly commitment, not a seasonal one. Don’t worry, we crank the heat so getting undressed isn’t as unpleasant as it could be in this inclement weather. Hope to see you sooner than later at Mark and M.E. and Wax It All!
Can’t wear this costume with a hairy kitty. Come see us this week for a Brazilian Wax so you can wear your Halloween Costume with confidence!
As I was going through the salon receipts, I was pleased by how well our staff was tipped the past few days. They work very hard and sincerely appreciate the gratuity. We’re glad you agree that putting our faces and hands between your cheeks deserves a tip.
If you need more laughs, check out The Happy Hoo-Ha! For $3.99, it’s worth checking out!
