My first thought when I looked at this pillow and no I do not take LSD: 

Apparently in New York City, there are a decent amount of cases where patients go to the Emergency Room because cockroaches burrow in their ears while they’re sleeping. If this man lived in N.Y and his pillow was NOT groomed properly, then the hair might poke at his ear causing him to have nightmares about cockroaches. What was your first thought?

The look on M.E.’s face when her 4th client came in yesterday who she hadn’t seen since APRIL!

My goal is to make you smile every morning when you wake up and read my post. Thank you for following me! Happy Friday!

Although I used to be a teacher before I joined Mark at the salon, this was not a project that I ever did with my students.

Wipe and wax in one quick motion. Interesting…

Even I was shocked to see this energy drink on Amazon.

When the yoga instructor asked us to pull our knees into our chest this morning, I had to try really hard not to laugh. You see, last week I had a new customer (45 year old man) who had never had a Brazilian Wax before. When I ripped the first strip off, he pulled both knees into his chest so quickly that he kneed me in the boob. When I did the 2nd strip, it happened again. That is when I told him that he needed to leaves his legs down on the table or I wouldn’t be able to finish. He liked the idea of me not finishing!

It’s frightening when women don’t know what they put in their vaginas.

So this happened during a wax… A woman’s left leg hit the right side of my face!

I came across this broken stick today in my pile of waxing sticks. I’m saving it in case I come across any dingleberries.