A woman told me yesterday that getting a Brazilian Wax makes her feel like a superhero. Which superhero do I make you feel like?

Most people make the resolution on New Year’s to lose weight. I can help you lose the first three pounds by giving you a good old-fashioned Brazilian Bikini Wax!

After being away for nearly two weeks, I wonder what my kitties are going to look like. I guess I’ll find out tomorrow!

Amazon cracks me up. Once again, let’s be happy there isn’t coconut on them cuz it would resemble hair!

Bizarre Amazon gifts continue… If there was coconut on these chocolates, I’d recommend a ‘between the cheeks’ wax.

Apparently Amazon has a sense of humor I can relate to. How about decorating your beautifully bald beaver with a heart shaped merkin??

Woohoo! I don’t have to enter the New Year with all this hair. Mark & M.E. and Wax It All are open Friday and Saturday!!

Now this would be an interesting gift for someone who waxes for a living. Merry Christmas!

On the 5th day of Xmas my true love gave me 5 golden rings but I forgot to wax and they got all tangled up.

You can’t have a happy holiday with a hairy hiney.