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Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
When you do Brazilian Waxing for as long as I have, your brain looks at things a little differently. That is why when I was thinking about buying a new couch, I was impressed by how clean and shiny this one looked.
I had a client tell me that her boyfriend read all my happy books. Last night she wanted to fool around and he told her that they couldn’t have sex because M.E. didn’t want to see any of his baby butter while she gave her a Brazilian!
This is clever & gross at the same time, but I marvel at the detail – including the hair.
A women apologized to her husband for sporting a retro bush. He told her he always liked disco.
Most women are happy about the hair reversal trends.
I had a new client on Friday for a Brazilian Wax who was very nervous. When she hopped on the table, she said that she felt like she was going to throw up. I told her I’ve been peed on and farted on but no one has ever thrown up on me. Fortunately, she endured the service quite well without emitting any bodily fluids on me.
It also gets tangled in hair, which is why one client told me she needed a wax yesterday.
A new client asked me why anyone would choose to wax for a living. I told her I make women feel sexy and empowered and that has made my career more rewarding than she could ever imagine.
