Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha

Friends are having hairy dreams about me!

I love when nature imitates art – hairless, shiny and oh so naughty art!

Wouldn’t this be a perfect mailbox for M.E.? A hairless beaver!

I know people are panicking about salons being closed (believe me, I’m freaking out too), but you have to admit that it’s kind of nice not worrying about coloring your hair, waxing your legs or fixing your chipped polish. Instead of freaking out, try to enjoy this break from beauty. Hopefully it’s the only time in our lives when the world shuts down.

Since it looks like we’ll be home for even longer than that, I’ve just ordered of ton of wax so we will be ready for the hairy onslaught!

I know this is a strange time in our lives, but I think all v-j-jays are worth more than that!

Last night I was thinking about how people are reacting to not working. Yes, it is definite hardship not getting a paycheck, and that is really scary. But more than anything I miss the people and the work. I LOVE what I do for a living. It’s fun, funny, rewarding, and empowering. Heck, I wouldn’t have written books on the subject if I wasn’t so obsessed. Please stay home. We need to get back to doing the things we love to do. And for me, that’s making sure everyone has a Happy Hoo-Ha!

Dozens of people have sent this to me so I had to share it again. Please keep the crazy hair pic coming! We need to laugh more during this scary time.

Since our salons are closed and we can’t wax all your private body parts, please make sure to wash everything better – not just your hands

By the time we are allowed back on beaches, we will all look like Medusa.