Mark & Mary Elizabeth may not be working this week but their staff is incredible! Go see them; they will make you very happy!
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Even if you got a “Botched Brazilian” I can’t imagine anyone wearing this!
A woman told me she was overdue for a Brazilian Wax because the friction during sexy time was so uncomfortable!
Yo, M.E. is only working 2 days this week then she is peacing out for a bit. Message her if you need that kind of special love only M.E. can give you…
That sentiment goes both ways big guy. We don’t like your hairy butt either.
A fur coat feels better against the skin when there is no hair to get in the way.
A lot of women get waxed on Friday’s because they like to be prepared for Sexy Saturday Time. I wanted to let you know this is the last Friday Mary Elizabeth will be working until March 12th. Please plan accordingly.
When clients go months between waxes, they say the funniest things. Like the woman who told me she had an ass mullet. She had a big bush in front and super long hair in the back. This looks quite a bit like it.
When I let Bandit out at 5 this morning, I noticed that it was only 9 degrees out. My first thought was that it may be too cold for people to come see us for a wax today, which will make the day kind of boring. Then I realized there are 9 amazing reasons to bundle up and come see us at the salon for a Brazilian.
1: Brazilians make you feel sexy.
2. Brazilians make you feel clean.
3. Brazilians make you feel empowered.
4. Brazilians make you feel naughty.
5. Brazilians make working out more comfortable.
6. Brazilians make sex more enjoyable.
7. Brazilians make periods more bearable.
8. Brazilians make your thongs look prettier.
9. Brazilians make your bathroom rituals easier to clean up.
Who’s in?