I came across this ad for a Hallowini Bikini and it cracked me up so I had to share it with you. And although I’ve left a lot of shapes on the bikini area in the past, I think a bat may be difficult. Anybody want to give it a try?
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
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There are 2 times in a man’s life when his voice cracks; puberty and his first Brazilian Wax.
No caption needed. Happy Friday my friends!
When I finished giving a man a Brazilian Wax, he hopped off the table and stood in front of my bright light to inspect my work. He moved his parts up, down and side to side making sure I didn’t miss a single hair. It looked like he was looking for a needle in a haystack except that all his hay was in my garbage can and the needle was bright, shiny and bare.
Today’s funny wax room story.
I walked into the waiting area on the second floor of Mark & M.E. and saw a man sitting there. I went downstairs to ask the staff what he was getting done. They told me he was getting a Brazilian Wax. When I went back upstairs, I guided him into the wax room. As I was putting the disposable sheet on the bed, I said, “You can take your pants off and hop on the table while I get my gloves on.” He looked at me funny and said, “For a back Wax?” Fortunately it was a brief misunderstanding and he thought it was funny. When I told my next client what happened, she laughed and said, “Boy, that would make a very interesting google review.”
This morning I was thinking about a funny conversation from last week. It’s another typical exchange for this Brazilian Wax technician.
M.E. “How are you? Seems like forever!”
Client: “I’m good. Today I’m going to take you back in time.”
M.E. “Really? To what time?”
Client: “The 70’s.”
She wasn’t kidding!😂
Remember this children’s song? It’s funny because a girl came in today and said her boyfriend kept calling her fuzzy wuzzy. I remembered that the song said the bear didn’t have hair so after I finished giving her a Brazilian, we went to You Tube and listened to the song. And I was right. Fuzzy didn’t have hair and neither does this girl anymore.
People say the craziest things when they get waxed. I was giving a woman a Brazilian yesterday and as she turned on her side so I could finish the service, she yelled “OMG, my wolf is howling at the moon!”
If the creases on the top of your legs get ingrown hairs, your undies may be to blame. The elastic band can irritate the skin on that sensitive area, especially if they are too tight or you sit all day. But if you are a client at Mark & M.E or Wax It All and get monthly Brazilian Waxes, feel free to go commando and show off our specialized service!
