A girl called the salon and asked for an appointment with the pain-free waxer. I wasn’t sure who she was referring to. She said it was the older lady. OK, I guess that’s me. When she came in, she said she really liked when I waxed her. Well, that’s always nice to hear. She was a small woman with a normal amount of hair. She was pretty intolerant of the pain and was making a lot of loud, anguishing noises and jerky movements trying to pull away from me. At one point, she yelled, “this is just like losing your virginity for the first time!”