December 25, 2016 Uncategorized , , , , , , , , ,

Back by popular demand, The Happy Hoo-Ha 12 Days of Christmas Song!


On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 drooling daddy’s
11 pussies panting
10 lips a lusting
9 labia dancing
8 mouths a munching
7 snatches smiling
6 guys a gawking
5 gold clit rings
4 cheerful beaves
3 frisky hoo-ha’s 
2 twinkly dildos
and his package standing tall like a tree.