{"id":6331,"date":"2018-09-23T11:16:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-23T11:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=6331"},"modified":"2018-09-23T11:16:00","modified_gmt":"2018-09-23T11:16:00","slug":"untitled-5314","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=6331","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was waxing a bride&#8217;s legs for her wedding, I proceeded to do her feet. She was surprised to feel the wax on her toes. She asked me why I was waxing them. I told her that the feet were included in the price of the leg wax and I couldn&#8217;t let her get married with<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\"> hairy<\/a> piggies. Don&#8217;t you agree?<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgiu7Qw99-_0qeAoOe2qIeAriy3D0dYo3K6R4ustYDGP8OPG7KtRAR4nImUsbfpkSGKTJ81bNBH_8NEyBguzt9TS7-61YpuP2Yhqns2k_-jVqIgPYCUVkXetZ5eJpRUtHlmdfsA6jTPmZgu\/s1600\/0e88507ea37810b8de4525d3b811d18d.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"277\" src=\"wp-content\/uploads\/Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha\/0e88507ea37810b8de4525d3b811d18d.jpg\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was waxing a bride&#8217;s legs for her wedding, I proceeded to do her feet. She was surprised to feel the wax on her&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-6331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}