{"id":6094,"date":"2019-05-30T11:19:00","date_gmt":"2019-05-30T11:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=6094"},"modified":"2019-05-30T11:19:00","modified_gmt":"2019-05-30T11:19:00","slug":"untitled-5077","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=6094","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>Conversation with one of my regulars:<\/u><br \/>\n&#8220;This hurts more than normal.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You should have had some water.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What do you mean?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re dehydrated.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;How can you tell?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\"> pussy<\/a> whisperer!&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhsrDW_Opl7NIzQK7xWUZcw13HUxpUU1W1jd26UcImtDHO6msXuauFOtk4nKgErpI6ZosjPKFuIIiWNFZjnBzo10EnpP-MpcIeUHvVrRsVpv7QUEAQfY_snM7I3hNmp_C3jDQFsO6QJvQKb\/s1600\/df0757cc11ad162c7df6cefae4ad0edc.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"192\" src=\"wp-content\/uploads\/Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha\/df0757cc11ad162c7df6cefae4ad0edc.jpg\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation with one of my regulars: &#8220;This hurts more than normal.&#8221; &#8220;You should have had some water.&#8221; &#8220;What do you mean?&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re dehydrated.&#8221; &#8220;How can&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-6094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6094\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}