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\u00a0Recent conversation with a client I hadn’t seen in awhile.<\/p>\n

Client: “M.E. I got a chinchilla between my legs.”<\/p>\n

(trust me, that wasn’t an exaggeration)<\/p>\n

M.E. “Well I hope I don’t see your chinchilla moving around!”<\/p>\n

(you never know what could be living down there…)<\/p>\n

Client: “Lord, I can’t wait for it to be gone. Please make it go away.”<\/p>\n

A few minutes later…<\/p>\n

M.E. “You’re all set. Your chinchilla has been exterminated.”<\/p>\n

Six months between waxes<\/a> is too long. I’d rather meet your pet chinchilla then try to remove your pesky chinchilla from your v-j-jay.<\/p>\n

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