{"id":5844,"date":"2020-07-26T13:12:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-26T13:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=5844"},"modified":"2020-07-26T13:12:00","modified_gmt":"2020-07-26T13:12:00","slug":"untitled-4829","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=5844","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEin4uHQLBinZ52zzUpYSIeVrr1bcSHo3bClC5VHaubzEvezo4oH9UPwZoTnS7XKrm-E_aJ4-p9yDUPNIgv93-7G_NyhCe4137mORlt5DbwlqN_Hw5YMW1ztHlcKPvxODNe_fg2QQlcmg27Q\/s1600\/fullsizeoutput_4d1e.jpeg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"168\" src=\"wp-content\/uploads\/Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha\/fullsizeoutput_4d1e.jpeg\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Yesterday I told you about my client who cooked her frozen peas on her COVID cootch after her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\">Brazilian Wax.<\/a> As I was finishing her service, we talked about the possibility of a 2nd wave and the salon being forced to close this winter. I told her if we close again that Wegmans will have to make sure they have a super large order of frozen peas on stock for when we reopen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I told you about my client who cooked her frozen peas on her COVID cootch after her Brazilian Wax. As I was finishing her&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-5844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5844\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}