{"id":5824,"date":"2019-01-30T12:23:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-30T12:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=5824"},"modified":"2019-01-30T12:23:00","modified_gmt":"2019-01-30T12:23:00","slug":"untitled-4809","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=5824","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The best way to stay warm in cold weather is to join two <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\">naked <\/a>bodies together. Beware: friction not only causes heat, it can cause a fire. You know where I&#8217;m going with this, don&#8217;t you? Both Mark and M.E. Salons open at 10am to help you clean up your campsite.<br \/>\n~helping everyone stay safe on this wintry day~<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhF9i1LFayly3FwlX2lRgEHE9G_uRBNm13sNwsTvcWsn36hmE9iWrZs4ch4f-AB0lqxWRpjoSpmGwOw2mT4Mp9rnsuJ4EujxWD0ryzSJLcPOybmEhefcdZj_iKePOi_XtAfNa71TAyo3TuT\/s1600\/small-fire-of-burning-bush.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"240\" src=\"wp-content\/uploads\/Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha\/small-fire-of-burning-bush.jpg\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The best way to stay warm in cold weather is to join two naked bodies together. Beware: friction not only causes heat, it can cause&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-5824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5824\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}