{"id":5818,"date":"2011-07-15T11:31:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-15T11:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=5818"},"modified":"2011-07-15T11:31:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-15T11:31:00","slug":"untitled-4803","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=5818","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A girl told me that she went to another salon in town and the technician took 2 hours to give her a Brazilian. I told her that I didn&#8217;t realize that the salon even did Brazilians. She said that they obviously didn&#8217;t by the stupid amount of time it took to do it. I then asked her if she got a happy ending because I cannot fathom what could ever take so long. She told me that she wasn&#8217;t able to get a happy ending for a very long time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A girl told me that she went to another salon in town and the technician took 2 hours to give her a Brazilian. I told&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-5818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}