{"id":5771,"date":"2023-09-15T09:26:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-15T09:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=5771"},"modified":"2023-09-15T09:26:00","modified_gmt":"2023-09-15T09:26:00","slug":"untitled-4756","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=5771","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<span style=\"font-family: courier; font-size: large;\">Funny Flatulence Friday<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: courier;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">But if you do, it&#8217;s okay. It&#8217;s a normal bodily function that happens to everyone. Now, would we like you to eat a bean burrito before coming in for a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.waxitallroc.com\" target=\"_blank\">\u00a0Brazilian<\/a>? Absolutely NOT!<\/span><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgHYt3WHXla63UYYNWh-O66Qugne-SofalBxAaieXbNxBHoHp4Iw_HdzhzMX9ZN7IQUfy3fjOyOI1Y-U2m-jbHrH0O5SUnYu2h1dsnp3jBLvTPfCIYvsVfOXYNtr548Rwh1WcGcYafdZ2JKFqcIWG8ZUfl4BYgVJ5cAuFGkyXZ-AytofCX7jmt1rfpXJ9wb\/s808\/Screenshot%202023-09-06%20at%204.55.25%20AM.png\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"310\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgHYt3WHXla63UYYNWh-O66Qugne-SofalBxAaieXbNxBHoHp4Iw_HdzhzMX9ZN7IQUfy3fjOyOI1Y-U2m-jbHrH0O5SUnYu2h1dsnp3jBLvTPfCIYvsVfOXYNtr548Rwh1WcGcYafdZ2JKFqcIWG8ZUfl4BYgVJ5cAuFGkyXZ-AytofCX7jmt1rfpXJ9wb\/s320\/Screenshot%202023-09-06%20at%204.55.25%20AM.png\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Funny Flatulence Friday But if you do, it&#8217;s okay. It&#8217;s a normal bodily function that happens to everyone. Now, would we like you to eat&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-5771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}