{"id":5668,"date":"2022-04-14T15:06:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-14T15:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=5668"},"modified":"2022-04-14T15:06:00","modified_gmt":"2022-04-14T15:06:00","slug":"untitled-4654","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=5668","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0When I was growing up, I remember being such an impatient child that my mom would call me an eager beaver. The other day a woman climbed on my table to get a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\">Brazilian Wax<\/a>. She hadn&#8217;t been waxed since January. She told me she had an eager beaver. It&#8217;s funny how that expression means something else to me now.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEhncOTwlc2SLP5QDKklPzpgZnQOstoULcWOyPG4PDX6IYfWFqKhI1tLzPPLxjsz74Abg1C3Y0BMlgjrUqy4sTgswd7aYbtMaPolV7EeyYNPFWs2maHf-VaHZRLXZDD4UespJacIyUrdmzqoHISE9r0O8cOgRRXtQpw_hTpP5A42XSwF1vetu7sMIhfebQ\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEhncOTwlc2SLP5QDKklPzpgZnQOstoULcWOyPG4PDX6IYfWFqKhI1tLzPPLxjsz74Abg1C3Y0BMlgjrUqy4sTgswd7aYbtMaPolV7EeyYNPFWs2maHf-VaHZRLXZDD4UespJacIyUrdmzqoHISE9r0O8cOgRRXtQpw_hTpP5A42XSwF1vetu7sMIhfebQ\" width=\"228\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0When I was growing up, I remember being such an impatient child that my mom would call me an eager beaver. The other day a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-5668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}