{"id":5499,"date":"2022-04-04T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-04T16:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=5499"},"modified":"2022-04-04T16:35:00","modified_gmt":"2022-04-04T16:35:00","slug":"untitled-4486","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=5499","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEh1MRRXerxoEky_yfzspamJYelC_n1r4SVTznga6YE0hZsLJXeMeWQU_I2Y6CDFAJunsKqjiFRS_kI86UA_tkQbX2mJb78FeN2Qcy1rbNtOvwTgdxC87gy7aNM27U8xvKQxm2ae9_9eyQMY2L0jXONVc0_RP29Kguhb0YP1CohG0UKd_9NxluKPySKxyg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEh1MRRXerxoEky_yfzspamJYelC_n1r4SVTznga6YE0hZsLJXeMeWQU_I2Y6CDFAJunsKqjiFRS_kI86UA_tkQbX2mJb78FeN2Qcy1rbNtOvwTgdxC87gy7aNM27U8xvKQxm2ae9_9eyQMY2L0jXONVc0_RP29Kguhb0YP1CohG0UKd_9NxluKPySKxyg\" width=\"231\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>\u00a0I don&#8217;t normally read my horoscope, but this one cracked me up. It says I was born under the beautifying Venus (which I love) and that I inspire others by the touch of something special. I&#8217;m assuming that is referring to hot <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\">wax <\/a>and a popsicle stick?\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0I don&#8217;t normally read my horoscope, but this one cracked me up. It says I was born under the beautifying Venus (which I love) and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-5499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}