{"id":5423,"date":"2020-07-27T12:55:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-27T12:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=5423"},"modified":"2020-07-27T12:55:00","modified_gmt":"2020-07-27T12:55:00","slug":"untitled-4410","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=5423","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiwft5eodlmNb35tKXBhGIVwz_0MffKxoHFE6qsmAnT8WBqtV9iUorgaH4X6EmYA7J_hmSYo_YVJBsYZ2FXN-GQWBH6L6TfeQ-8ZbzcIAEov91cbGvoIXi8SKumeZT6YOePzpVbiiMginYE\/s1600\/fullsizeoutput_4d25.jpeg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"213\" src=\"wp-content\/uploads\/Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha\/fullsizeoutput_4d25.jpeg\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>A client told me a funny story on Saturday. She walked into a supermarket with her dog in a carrier that had a netting over it. As she was entering the store, the dog sneezed. At that moment, there was a couple walking by her. The woman told my client that she needed to put a mask on her dog. My client told the woman she needed to put a mask on her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\">snatch<\/a>! The husband started to laugh, the woman wanted to know what was so funny, he told her it was nothing and they left the store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A client told me a funny story on Saturday. She walked into a supermarket with her dog in a carrier that had a netting over&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-5423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}