{"id":5253,"date":"2020-05-14T14:10:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T14:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=5253"},"modified":"2020-05-14T14:10:00","modified_gmt":"2020-05-14T14:10:00","slug":"untitled-4241","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=5253","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEh-8FeSMKl_YN6dqOu6axIM-77sY_u1M2axsn6ilAC0dQu49kAk_rq2AVVPsIej2B1tVGk6hySQ2-NVHPgAf4KEaCuJV99pB6xOhiv-rVnCFfGtwQAE9du9zVyX7qnPpERfmoPoGVqSJ2YB\/s1600\/keep+calm.png\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEh-8FeSMKl_YN6dqOu6axIM-77sY_u1M2axsn6ilAC0dQu49kAk_rq2AVVPsIej2B1tVGk6hySQ2-NVHPgAf4KEaCuJV99pB6xOhiv-rVnCFfGtwQAE9du9zVyX7qnPpERfmoPoGVqSJ2YB\/s320\/keep+calm.png\" width=\"274\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Although we don&#8217;t have an exact date when we can reopen, I&#8217;ve begun the countdown to when I can rid our fair city of all the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\"> hair<\/a> it has been harboring in its nether regions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although we don&#8217;t have an exact date when we can reopen, I&#8217;ve begun the countdown to when I can rid our fair city of all&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-5253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}