{"id":5207,"date":"2021-01-29T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-29T18:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=5207"},"modified":"2021-01-29T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2021-01-29T18:33:00","slug":"untitled-4195","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=5207","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgqgwknhf4L2omITtv1B7rkQWnmZwoTbT5DKMNColTmuz9vYvGZEkqe7ETMcDm-BCkmjmCaYMh7fF9rD_NXCFS2rb5lReyO5p_hpB3YPVoXKJCknvr423fZ7eryowALZmk4xXiNwR11pK3z\/s770\/Screen+Shot+2021-01-29+at+1.25.57+PM.png\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgqgwknhf4L2omITtv1B7rkQWnmZwoTbT5DKMNColTmuz9vYvGZEkqe7ETMcDm-BCkmjmCaYMh7fF9rD_NXCFS2rb5lReyO5p_hpB3YPVoXKJCknvr423fZ7eryowALZmk4xXiNwR11pK3z\/s320\/Screen+Shot+2021-01-29+at+1.25.57+PM.png\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>This morning the Peloton instructor asked if we looked like a glazed donut. I&#8217;m assuming she was wondering if we were glowing with sweat. All it made me think of was a conversation with a client a few years ago.<\/p>\n<p>The client:\u00a0 &#8220;M.E., I need your help. I want my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\">pussy<\/a> to look like a glazed donut. Rhianna&#8217;s looks like a glazed donut, but mine looks like a donut with chocolate sprinkles. Can you help?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 This morning the Peloton instructor asked if we looked like a glazed donut. I&#8217;m assuming she was wondering if we were glowing with sweat&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-5207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}