{"id":5138,"date":"2019-01-29T13:45:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-29T13:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=5138"},"modified":"2019-01-29T13:45:00","modified_gmt":"2019-01-29T13:45:00","slug":"untitled-4126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=5138","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man joined me in the hot tub yesterday and complained it was really hot in there, which I didn&#8217;t agree. It actually felt tepid to me. I told him he needed to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\">wax <\/a>his chest because his hair was like a fur coat and that&#8217;s why it felt so hot. Of course I told him that &#8211; couldn&#8217;t help it.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiVyZkdGe8nIRaP0Kve3tKA2x5G0yFf9OQfIALoq58xaQ5F1f7hoQFVeW-ptPEczbXEvTHhFQsA7djtfzOEOf3I0Hd918veuviIhdB6mnGw_jTWOFWK8ezvzMR2YqW9lKwyocQooJ0YBmd_\/s1600\/Screen+Shot+2019-01-29+at+8.41.51+AM.png\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"184\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiVyZkdGe8nIRaP0Kve3tKA2x5G0yFf9OQfIALoq58xaQ5F1f7hoQFVeW-ptPEczbXEvTHhFQsA7djtfzOEOf3I0Hd918veuviIhdB6mnGw_jTWOFWK8ezvzMR2YqW9lKwyocQooJ0YBmd_\/s320\/Screen+Shot+2019-01-29+at+8.41.51+AM.png\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man joined me in the hot tub yesterday and complained it was really hot in there, which I didn&#8217;t agree. It actually felt tepid&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-5138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}