{"id":4785,"date":"2023-01-20T10:30:00","date_gmt":"2023-01-20T10:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=4785"},"modified":"2023-01-20T10:30:00","modified_gmt":"2023-01-20T10:30:00","slug":"untitled-3773","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=4785","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Chinchilla girl from yesterday had a friend. When the friend got on the table, she told me she had a safari going on down there. It was an accurate description. I definitely prefer to see animals in the wild, but fortunately I was able to tame the wild animals in her safari and she left <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\">Mark &amp; M.E. <\/a>unharmed.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEiREy4-fM5d3jc1N0p2ysVeuchKa6Hn6wQh3x9fXEPqMewCXdmYCiOrkvsT5RoBQuOSPHVLzrn4iS6HbtxFllyYR0HQR89MgFDK_ub5k86QKTXLh1P6qt2YJSJjWaEnlffgawH9SRdMlcN6zvL2vjsw9Rqha82-PHetlBEqlytrZDUmeAOHa6atOo2JQg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEiREy4-fM5d3jc1N0p2ysVeuchKa6Hn6wQh3x9fXEPqMewCXdmYCiOrkvsT5RoBQuOSPHVLzrn4iS6HbtxFllyYR0HQR89MgFDK_ub5k86QKTXLh1P6qt2YJSJjWaEnlffgawH9SRdMlcN6zvL2vjsw9Rqha82-PHetlBEqlytrZDUmeAOHa6atOo2JQg\" width=\"301\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Chinchilla girl from yesterday had a friend. When the friend got on the table, she told me she had a safari going on down there&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-4785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4785"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4785\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}