{"id":4730,"date":"2018-08-03T22:59:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-03T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=4730"},"modified":"2018-08-03T22:59:00","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T22:59:00","slug":"untitled-3718","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=4730","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone told me they read an article that said<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\"> Brazilians<\/a> are out and the bush is back. My first thought was that crabs are super happy they won&#8217;t be homeless anymore!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhrwezVGJg5hU4HvT9wPWfM9YConmnbl6u17n6uLxEXTHxH0IOQkSt7-u5rsmiMbBrtuwivqbM5nNotzz-ONA609_7l-_vaL7gBAOJA3thqga1MvtpLAPIvRa_Usp8ssMlrX0Yd4zZkVvPx\/s1600\/cute-crabs-funny-characters-summer-beach-vector-illustration-set-cartoon-crab-various-expressions-emotions-54531267.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhrwezVGJg5hU4HvT9wPWfM9YConmnbl6u17n6uLxEXTHxH0IOQkSt7-u5rsmiMbBrtuwivqbM5nNotzz-ONA609_7l-_vaL7gBAOJA3thqga1MvtpLAPIvRa_Usp8ssMlrX0Yd4zZkVvPx\/s320\/cute-crabs-funny-characters-summer-beach-vector-illustration-set-cartoon-crab-various-expressions-emotions-54531267.jpg\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone told me they read an article that said Brazilians are out and the bush is back. My first thought was that crabs are super&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-4730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}