{"id":4482,"date":"2021-10-10T22:06:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-10T22:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=4482"},"modified":"2021-10-10T22:06:00","modified_gmt":"2021-10-10T22:06:00","slug":"untitled-3472","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=4482","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the story about the guy who thought he&#8217;d handle the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\"> Brazilian Waxing<\/a> like a gangster? Probably the funniest part of the appointment was when he got off the table and walked very slowly towards the clean up station\u00a0with his legs and buttocks clenched. When his wife asked him why he was walking like that, he said he was afraid. I&#8217;m not exactly sure what he was afraid of, but it was comical.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEi3lL9O9KJ9_V4YA0qlp6dK6ZMUPSL3l5-lv56JG3HTxrHQKyqpw4awx3JK2KdEyKKxvOO9TwNh49gpVIvx7HteVSubJaOR2aLEdv0xDWmL-Y5f2poXJIY_g6mqaI4SOZCxR9Z6tgPDnVI7\/\/\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEi3lL9O9KJ9_V4YA0qlp6dK6ZMUPSL3l5-lv56JG3HTxrHQKyqpw4awx3JK2KdEyKKxvOO9TwNh49gpVIvx7HteVSubJaOR2aLEdv0xDWmL-Y5f2poXJIY_g6mqaI4SOZCxR9Z6tgPDnVI7\/\/\" width=\"185\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the story about the guy who thought he&#8217;d handle the Brazilian Waxing like a gangster? Probably the funniest part of the appointment was when&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-4482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}