{"id":4452,"date":"2018-12-03T10:54:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-03T10:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=4452"},"modified":"2018-12-03T10:54:00","modified_gmt":"2018-12-03T10:54:00","slug":"untitled-3442","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=4452","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman walks into Mark and M.E. \u00a0and says she needs water. We go into the kitchen and I pour her a glass. She opens up her bag and takes out a large bottle of Xanax. As I am giving her a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\"> Brazilian<\/a>, her body visibly relaxes and I&#8217;m able to complete the service in ten minutes. When I finish, she told me that her Prozac\/Xanax cocktail made the wax quite enjoyable. Think I need a stash for the ladies who fight me!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiQn7UKVQNEnJkMhCy_zWftswA7WHwhUAwYYE9NViw0k55crB0Qjm6DzhhE0E4Nb3zw3WMD_deTnjsWgyAQIf-IIvkOuafJJcbNP-bJk_XFN71zOQK53Wlc05kdjOZQsj1Utg3CG3nsLV9s\/s1600\/Screen+Shot+2018-12-03+at+5.51.14+AM.png\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"208\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiQn7UKVQNEnJkMhCy_zWftswA7WHwhUAwYYE9NViw0k55crB0Qjm6DzhhE0E4Nb3zw3WMD_deTnjsWgyAQIf-IIvkOuafJJcbNP-bJk_XFN71zOQK53Wlc05kdjOZQsj1Utg3CG3nsLV9s\/s320\/Screen+Shot+2018-12-03+at+5.51.14+AM.png\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman walks into Mark and M.E. \u00a0and says she needs water. We go into the kitchen and I pour her a glass. She opens&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-4452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}