{"id":4006,"date":"2021-07-01T15:18:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-01T15:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=4006"},"modified":"2021-07-01T15:18:00","modified_gmt":"2021-07-01T15:18:00","slug":"untitled-2997","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=4006","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgJK4FUzVM5ttu9nSji0zs6uNjkdcOsdGUkN94rrgCjQE-jQ0Wa_vyeDMZxf2Fq5Qxtg5SnHDsOpoezNWQMkQ8wjhWLcTsB75pDKrFNI4_2G4IKdVu6Apm7Vnzx37w89KG5Cd1jPSh2qEOI\/\/\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"167\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgJK4FUzVM5ttu9nSji0zs6uNjkdcOsdGUkN94rrgCjQE-jQ0Wa_vyeDMZxf2Fq5Qxtg5SnHDsOpoezNWQMkQ8wjhWLcTsB75pDKrFNI4_2G4IKdVu6Apm7Vnzx37w89KG5Cd1jPSh2qEOI\/\/\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>\u00a0Remember the story about the drug dealer who had 2 phones with her while I gave her a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\"> Brazilian Wax<\/a>? Apparently when she cashed out, she was One Dollar short. I&#8217;m thinking she&#8217;s not very good at her job.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Remember the story about the drug dealer who had 2 phones with her while I gave her a Brazilian Wax? Apparently when she cashed out,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-4006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4006"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4006\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}