{"id":3858,"date":"2021-06-29T23:43:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-29T23:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=3858"},"modified":"2021-06-29T23:43:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-29T23:43:00","slug":"untitled-2849","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=3858","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Today I had a deja vu of something I posted about last week while giving a girl a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\">Brazilian Wax<\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Client: Crap, my phone is dying.<\/p>\n<p>M.E. I have a charger.<\/p>\n<p>Client: It&#8217;s a Galaxy.<\/p>\n<p>M.E. So sorry, my charger is for iPhones.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Client: I have one of those too.<\/p>\n<p>M.E. Why do you have two?<\/p>\n<p>Client: (major monster hesitation&#8230;&#8230;) It&#8217;s for work&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M.E. You&#8217;re a drug dealer.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Client: Yea.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t make this up. \u00a0<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhtZLYVGwqSzh20oa09FVHxnqX2kc9OnjnpEMkWXpQX-TtqLWBJy1loLrotfhryHCq3EDJGlchHPtyl5iY2b_Z6RqACc6VuQu4-sIeaYA74P4j9LK6WelKUlM5ZqRVhPBbSHVJf2uPsVZfy\/\/\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhtZLYVGwqSzh20oa09FVHxnqX2kc9OnjnpEMkWXpQX-TtqLWBJy1loLrotfhryHCq3EDJGlchHPtyl5iY2b_Z6RqACc6VuQu4-sIeaYA74P4j9LK6WelKUlM5ZqRVhPBbSHVJf2uPsVZfy\/\/\" width=\"285\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Today I had a deja vu of something I posted about last week while giving a girl a Brazilian Wax.\u00a0 Client: Crap, my phone is&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-3858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3858\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}