{"id":3756,"date":"2010-10-05T10:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-05T10:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=3756"},"modified":"2010-10-05T10:40:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-05T10:40:00","slug":"untitled-2747","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=3756","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was telling my son that it blows my mind how many people read this blog on a regular basis.  It&#8217;s funny because I was never popular growing up. In fact, I didn&#8217;t have many friends at all, so it has been so exciting to know that I have the ability to make people smile. I honestly never thought this would be such a hit, which is silly, I guess, since I&#8217;m talking about pussies. And what better topic to read about then pussies?  But I need more followers to prove to a prospective agent that I&#8217;m interesting enough to read.  Don&#8217;t be scared to follow.  It won&#8217;t set you up for a mass of nasty porn sent to your email. And if it did, who knows?  You may like it. Thanks for reading&#8230;for following&#8230;and for supporting my quest for the success of the &#8220;The Happy Hoo-Ha!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was telling my son that it blows my mind how many people read this blog on a regular basis. It&#8217;s funny because I was&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-3756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3756"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}