{"id":3618,"date":"2019-03-14T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-14T13:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=3618"},"modified":"2019-03-14T13:03:00","modified_gmt":"2019-03-14T13:03:00","slug":"untitled-2609","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=3618","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman walked into the salon eager for her<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\"> Brazilian Wax<\/a>. She said &#8220;Freddy Krueger is not touching this&#8221; as she points to her v-j-jay.&#8221; I&#8217;m not sure why you&#8217;d want Freddy to touch it, but I went with it!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgJ7-ySa66rRW1GRYmk-2qBSJ1JCojSyKV7UlTkym_MF2nX810_07kU6RQ9y2Lex0Af5CR8nHDzErgWOrwg2bFmQwe0O_yGuxwvOFEPMabvp4XNXHFbOg_7bfCYASiRxqQTmLQddmOzGv6_\/s1600\/220px-Freddy_Krueger_%2528Robert_Englund%2529.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgJ7-ySa66rRW1GRYmk-2qBSJ1JCojSyKV7UlTkym_MF2nX810_07kU6RQ9y2Lex0Af5CR8nHDzErgWOrwg2bFmQwe0O_yGuxwvOFEPMabvp4XNXHFbOg_7bfCYASiRxqQTmLQddmOzGv6_\/s1600\/220px-Freddy_Krueger_%2528Robert_Englund%2529.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman walked into the salon eager for her Brazilian Wax. She said &#8220;Freddy Krueger is not touching this&#8221; as she points to her v-j-jay.&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-3618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3618\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}