{"id":3239,"date":"2022-10-20T21:24:00","date_gmt":"2022-10-20T21:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=3239"},"modified":"2022-10-20T21:24:00","modified_gmt":"2022-10-20T21:24:00","slug":"untitled-2230","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=3239","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Clients say the silliest things when they are getting a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\">Brazilian Wax.<\/a> Yesterday I waxed a woman who I haven&#8217;t seen since before COVID. She was nervous because she had been trimming and her hair was really coarse. As I was performing the service, she told me that it was hard to carry on a conversation with me while I was murdering her vagina. The funny thing is when I finished, she said, &#8220;That wasn&#8217;t as bad as I thought it would be!&#8221; Listen, I have no intention of murdering anything. I like to remove the fur off animals &#8211; not harm them.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEiQJlLnYEZmLYU34qOnsz90-UxY1lBDBH_S8uM3ZXxK5OWFyJvG_f21DBKnnWE8RHrTCaZzmfLx7bt88kUjXfALJRn5vl6rA5OhIJJP1wf3DYxd6JrfhbIsrGCD21vMIWFhASkaKZeCVHWo_SYrsEFVFK9ITL9XaUcp1eLsZ5jU2MfC-7xFkkEXhW1TFg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEiQJlLnYEZmLYU34qOnsz90-UxY1lBDBH_S8uM3ZXxK5OWFyJvG_f21DBKnnWE8RHrTCaZzmfLx7bt88kUjXfALJRn5vl6rA5OhIJJP1wf3DYxd6JrfhbIsrGCD21vMIWFhASkaKZeCVHWo_SYrsEFVFK9ITL9XaUcp1eLsZ5jU2MfC-7xFkkEXhW1TFg\" width=\"291\"\/><\/a><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clients say the silliest things when they are getting a Brazilian Wax. Yesterday I waxed a woman who I haven&#8217;t seen since before COVID. She&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-3239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}