{"id":2964,"date":"2022-01-31T18:39:00","date_gmt":"2022-01-31T18:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=2964"},"modified":"2022-01-31T18:39:00","modified_gmt":"2022-01-31T18:39:00","slug":"untitled-1956","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=2964","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0A woman told me she brought me a woolly mammoth to her waxing appointment. She wasn&#8217;t kidding. When I finished her\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\">Brazilian Wax<\/a>, she exclaimed that the woolly mammoth was once again extinct. (for the time being&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEjATdmo6agBZGVGdq1CFDdcuknI8_RjY1MjpcMu0AT2ZbBfvnPJaNQZlSIdPZTPGNRUwKD866Ho3xkZiKfROteEfMW24n7PvHZ09Mo5Bd7uSdGhw9IVDZQ3ofx9WRBYffho2Otdus1o0CujVT_7w0ZEnjjwkydnTWjvno-5qpYFORJWCnnjbw3sMj-74g\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"199\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEjATdmo6agBZGVGdq1CFDdcuknI8_RjY1MjpcMu0AT2ZbBfvnPJaNQZlSIdPZTPGNRUwKD866Ho3xkZiKfROteEfMW24n7PvHZ09Mo5Bd7uSdGhw9IVDZQ3ofx9WRBYffho2Otdus1o0CujVT_7w0ZEnjjwkydnTWjvno-5qpYFORJWCnnjbw3sMj-74g\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0A woman told me she brought me a woolly mammoth to her waxing appointment. She wasn&#8217;t kidding. When I finished her\u00a0Brazilian Wax, she exclaimed that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-2964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2964\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}