{"id":2795,"date":"2021-02-17T10:51:00","date_gmt":"2021-02-17T10:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=2795"},"modified":"2021-02-17T10:51:00","modified_gmt":"2021-02-17T10:51:00","slug":"untitled-1787","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=2795","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0When I let Bandit out at 5 this morning, I noticed that it was only 9 degrees out. My first thought was that it may be too cold for people to come see us for a wax today, which will make the day kind of boring. Then I realized there are 9 amazing reasons to bundle up and come see us at the salon for a Brazilian.<\/p>\n

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1: Brazilians<\/a> make you feel sexy.<\/p>\n

2. Brazilians make you feel clean.<\/p>\n

3. Brazilians make you feel empowered.<\/p>\n

4. Brazilians make you feel naughty.<\/p>\n

5. Brazilians make working out more comfortable.<\/p>\n

6. Brazilians make sex more enjoyable.<\/p>\n

7. Brazilians make periods more bearable.<\/p>\n

8. Brazilians make your thongs look prettier.<\/p>\n

9. Brazilians make your bathroom rituals easier to clean up.<\/p>\n

Who’s in?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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