{"id":2698,"date":"2022-10-17T19:56:00","date_gmt":"2022-10-17T19:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=2698"},"modified":"2022-10-17T19:56:00","modified_gmt":"2022-10-17T19:56:00","slug":"untitled-1690","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=2698","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Did you hear about the crash in Oklahoma City a few weeks ago? I&#8217;m happy to say that no one was hurt, but I&#8217;m a little jealous about what was spilled all over the highway. Apparently, everything you are looking at is boxes of lube and countless dildos! \u00a0I can&#8217;t wait for my lube to become so popular that I need a big semi truck to transport it to Oklahoma!!! For now, you can get my lube on Amazon. It&#8217;s called The Happy Hoo-Ha Organic Aloe-Based Personal Lubricant. And remember, if you review my product, you can save $10 on any service at either Mark &amp; M.E. or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\">Wax It All<\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEgjojt2U17a1WuwhYRG-LTGgk-RC08sKSGu5-MHPO1xqNXl3cioKI2qiGDcETIauHZ6ey0x74YKzSTAy42XfrYzF_-9nTEBFKCn5sVgbc9qNyi1V2Hau2jGfbYwIplcUadKm07HYwc6vExQpUR9ZrKMxT9oIjHBwdm3th7GoAZSLuqxar4NjETRm6_sAA\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"132\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEgjojt2U17a1WuwhYRG-LTGgk-RC08sKSGu5-MHPO1xqNXl3cioKI2qiGDcETIauHZ6ey0x74YKzSTAy42XfrYzF_-9nTEBFKCn5sVgbc9qNyi1V2Hau2jGfbYwIplcUadKm07HYwc6vExQpUR9ZrKMxT9oIjHBwdm3th7GoAZSLuqxar4NjETRm6_sAA\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Did you hear about the crash in Oklahoma City a few weeks ago? I&#8217;m happy to say that no one was hurt, but I&#8217;m a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-2698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}