{"id":2419,"date":"2020-11-09T13:46:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-09T13:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=2419"},"modified":"2020-11-09T13:46:00","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T13:46:00","slug":"untitled-1413","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=2419","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEiFPG50hfRSvWCbBXe91BE3kHVPSkVPtnePJYaz1n-Y97dXAPXzXi8rN1Q-rdPQJn3qXnCSBVOqsdjXX9fsCqrzTuOBsYV9SEoRD7LiHl2Jh-lxDXuDCJwE3rMMgAYNTkMIdexl4ucWEIL8\/s612\/0b01ad4256c610d734d39d1b94a8df0d.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"wp-content\/uploads\/Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha\/0b01ad4256c610d734d39d1b94a8df0d.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>A woman yelled &#8220;Holy Shiitake Mushrooms&#8221; as I was <a href=\"www.marknme.com\">waxing<\/a> her. Since shrooms tend to be smooth, I liked that expression. \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman yelled &#8220;Holy Shiitake Mushrooms&#8221; as I was waxing her. Since shrooms tend to be smooth, I liked that expression. \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-2419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}