{"id":2319,"date":"2022-03-10T19:07:00","date_gmt":"2022-03-10T19:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=2319"},"modified":"2022-03-10T19:07:00","modified_gmt":"2022-03-10T19:07:00","slug":"untitled-1313","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=2319","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">Hey, have you looked outside? There&#8217;s this strange yellow thing making everything bright outside. I was confused what it was so I looked up its definition. &#8220;The heavenly body in our solar system whose light makes our day and around which the planets revolve.&#8221; It&#8217;s also the thing that makes you realize you have been hibernating too long and need a<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\"> wax<\/a> &#8211; desperately! Even though Mark and Mary Elizabeth are now out for a bit, we have a full staff at both locations ready to brighten your day!\u00a0<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEjR0ZjNknhGZy3BrUGHYN0XMMqiKu2d-CE5buZx7uM4V6x1SrEduD_Swvl-PbsL0H6JPGrJb_KIDjxJ1E5qcYZ-v1FmmqhOqFnEQlYwjjjGpSzZ0CjZVXPUVV3R8mkI0BsVD9zuviptERLurROJQSu4-B2zEn1IMMVNfcpTa31U9SZ6E3kVacFIoCek4w\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEjR0ZjNknhGZy3BrUGHYN0XMMqiKu2d-CE5buZx7uM4V6x1SrEduD_Swvl-PbsL0H6JPGrJb_KIDjxJ1E5qcYZ-v1FmmqhOqFnEQlYwjjjGpSzZ0CjZVXPUVV3R8mkI0BsVD9zuviptERLurROJQSu4-B2zEn1IMMVNfcpTa31U9SZ6E3kVacFIoCek4w\" width=\"240\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, have you looked outside? There&#8217;s this strange yellow thing making everything bright outside. I was confused what it was so I looked up its&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-2319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}