{"id":2126,"date":"2018-09-03T10:35:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-03T10:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=2126"},"modified":"2018-09-03T10:35:00","modified_gmt":"2018-09-03T10:35:00","slug":"untitled-1121","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=2126","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<\/div>\n<p>A man came in for a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\">Brazilian <\/a>and a back wax. It had been almost a year since I had seen him. Since we were waxing several parts on his body, he stripped down to his socks, which just happened to have jalape\u00f1os on them. As you can probably imagine, he was very red when the service was over. In fact, there was a certain part of him that matched his socks perfectly.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhA98xTNeiKQTpe_x-FTaQ7pR9Jl61tzFLJLyenkXH36n-ytsGp22Ly1VX5pwMk_hE8FAOrfMexrL0MXVTYzHAMS6BR50feOBRoohRAhgBhkMxSH3VCW9B3etjn02V-LI_4JRVZoTSCkn8V\/s1600\/hot-chili-pepper-cartoon-character-vector-stock_k14029112.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhA98xTNeiKQTpe_x-FTaQ7pR9Jl61tzFLJLyenkXH36n-ytsGp22Ly1VX5pwMk_hE8FAOrfMexrL0MXVTYzHAMS6BR50feOBRoohRAhgBhkMxSH3VCW9B3etjn02V-LI_4JRVZoTSCkn8V\/s1600\/hot-chili-pepper-cartoon-character-vector-stock_k14029112.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man came in for a Brazilian and a back wax. It had been almost a year since I had seen him. Since we were&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-2126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}