{"id":2051,"date":"2022-04-11T14:14:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-11T14:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=2051"},"modified":"2022-04-11T14:14:00","modified_gmt":"2022-04-11T14:14:00","slug":"untitled-1047","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=2051","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n
Another crazy Brazilian Wax<\/a> room conversation with a woman who works as a CNA in a hospital.<\/div>\n
Her: “This hurts.”<\/div>\n
M.E. “Well, you are very dehydrated.”<\/div>\n
Her: “What’s that mean?”<\/div>\n
M.E. “Your skin is composed of roughly 70% water so when you don’t drink enough water, your skin becomes dehydrated and the waxing will be more painful and you could be a little more sensitive after.”<\/div>\n
Her: “But I had a cup of coffee…”<\/div>\n
M.E. “Unfortunately coffee also dehydrates you. Besides, you’re high and that also makes your skin more dehydrated and can heighten your sensitivity.”<\/div>\n
Her: “Yea, I smoked a blunt before I got here.”<\/div>\n
M.E. “I know I can tell. You obviously have cotton cootch.”<\/div>\n
Her: “I don’t get it.”<\/div>\n
M.E. “You know how you get cotton mouth? That’s not all that is dried out.”<\/div>\n
rest of story tomorrow…<\/div>\n
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