{"id":1950,"date":"2021-01-28T10:14:00","date_gmt":"2021-01-28T10:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=1950"},"modified":"2021-01-28T10:14:00","modified_gmt":"2021-01-28T10:14:00","slug":"untitled-947","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=1950","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0I seriously need to hone up on my slang expressions. As I was giving a girl a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\">Brazilian Wax <\/a>yesterday, she said I was worth the extra charge because I was the goat. That&#8217;s one animal I&#8217;ve never been compared to before, but once she explained, I was flattered.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjgrgsE5zlk48fnxtKCj3O1Opf_bRX_g0vOw-kNY6gOtgxG4k-3m4WH_QNX9HX4bE57ZX1Y1P61o1A33r0aQf7vkH3-TYBQ9eVBhip5xkeSurUEYnfThrrG59pqVQC04YBgcl0-ER0O00Q_\/\/\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEjgrgsE5zlk48fnxtKCj3O1Opf_bRX_g0vOw-kNY6gOtgxG4k-3m4WH_QNX9HX4bE57ZX1Y1P61o1A33r0aQf7vkH3-TYBQ9eVBhip5xkeSurUEYnfThrrG59pqVQC04YBgcl0-ER0O00Q_\/\/\" width=\"316\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0I seriously need to hone up on my slang expressions. As I was giving a girl a Brazilian Wax yesterday, she said I was worth&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-1950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}