{"id":1894,"date":"2022-07-14T21:24:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-14T21:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=1894"},"modified":"2022-07-14T21:24:00","modified_gmt":"2022-07-14T21:24:00","slug":"untitled-891","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=1894","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The funny stories continue at<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\" target=\"_blank\"> Mark &amp; M.E.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Husband texts wife: &#8220;You need to 911 ME&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wife calls husband in a panic. &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong? Why do you need me to call 911?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Husband replies, &#8220;Not ME. You need to call M.E. That thing is biting my mustache!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEgfuk3C-uIhTIfYSiooI7KGsdvwkpN3KIROIrKkYEQ1nYGgBVwIUvbyXkusyO3dTUEXRbZO83W5pKq8_UXh1e-oiceeKf8m3zZLhHPmsgaVNe3saA_Cx97pr2yQ-qEm9nkdvlK0irtdCNkFjxtyzZzh2jNk4DjsMH97KhWnzQ2RFsTbLp4sWYSXRGm8rQ\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEgfuk3C-uIhTIfYSiooI7KGsdvwkpN3KIROIrKkYEQ1nYGgBVwIUvbyXkusyO3dTUEXRbZO83W5pKq8_UXh1e-oiceeKf8m3zZLhHPmsgaVNe3saA_Cx97pr2yQ-qEm9nkdvlK0irtdCNkFjxtyzZzh2jNk4DjsMH97KhWnzQ2RFsTbLp4sWYSXRGm8rQ\" width=\"241\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The funny stories continue at Mark &amp; M.E. \u00a0Husband texts wife: &#8220;You need to 911 ME&#8221; Wife calls husband in a panic. &#8220;What&#8217;s wrong? Why&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-1894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}