{"id":1868,"date":"2019-12-28T15:24:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-28T15:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=1868"},"modified":"2019-12-28T15:24:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-28T15:24:00","slug":"untitled-865","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=1868","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently Amazon has a sense of humor I can relate to. How about decorating your beautifully<a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\"> bald<\/a> beaver with a heart shaped merkin??<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEildQsVqjllIASMqTE-_BsL18H4AEyD_NQzZ6iGW8QrNSH9JEkwBui3-n9MYdg49BFN7koI-uGNDjDse8qC_5jjwifBv_GgYUYHar9cZ96Tjlp775HVTMcZGfjU2RpTSdcZfqEHSjUkoaRO\/s1600\/Screen+Shot+2019-12-18+at+2.51.42+PM.png\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEildQsVqjllIASMqTE-_BsL18H4AEyD_NQzZ6iGW8QrNSH9JEkwBui3-n9MYdg49BFN7koI-uGNDjDse8qC_5jjwifBv_GgYUYHar9cZ96Tjlp775HVTMcZGfjU2RpTSdcZfqEHSjUkoaRO\/s320\/Screen+Shot+2019-12-18+at+2.51.42+PM.png\" width=\"212\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently Amazon has a sense of humor I can relate to. How about decorating your beautifully bald beaver with a heart shaped merkin??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-1868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}