{"id":1459,"date":"2021-06-22T11:36:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-22T11:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=1459"},"modified":"2021-06-22T11:36:00","modified_gmt":"2021-06-22T11:36:00","slug":"untitled-457","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=1459","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEh4uuzsV85VY4WzDAtlSduQ-1aHBjtniEzO0UN15E1ySmfNlMTkMbVS0BS6JgOY9_0DGCg33VX9RSMALZgg5Ncaj2MbvZ7pYS7gdFgM4I_6Olp-YulRefZGuTJB8r3QKG2arRst0Fu-YR3u\/\/\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"137\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEh4uuzsV85VY4WzDAtlSduQ-1aHBjtniEzO0UN15E1ySmfNlMTkMbVS0BS6JgOY9_0DGCg33VX9RSMALZgg5Ncaj2MbvZ7pYS7gdFgM4I_6Olp-YulRefZGuTJB8r3QKG2arRst0Fu-YR3u\/\/\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>\u00a0Casual conversation during a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\">Brazilian Wax<\/a> appointment.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>M.E. &#8220;Why do you have 2 phones?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Client: &#8220;I&#8217;m a drug dealer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>M.E. &#8220;But you&#8217;re pregnant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Client: &#8220;I don&#8217;t do drugs; I just sell them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Casual conversation during a Brazilian Wax appointment.\u00a0 M.E. &#8220;Why do you have 2 phones?&#8221; Client: &#8220;I&#8217;m a drug dealer.&#8221; M.E. &#8220;But you&#8217;re pregnant.&#8221; Client: &#8220;I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-1459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}