{"id":1187,"date":"2019-08-12T16:09:00","date_gmt":"2019-08-12T16:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=1187"},"modified":"2019-08-12T16:09:00","modified_gmt":"2019-08-12T16:09:00","slug":"untitled-186","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=1187","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When the yoga instructor asked us to pull our knees into our chest this morning, I had to try really hard not to laugh. You see, last week I had a new customer (45 year old man) who had never had a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marknme.com\/\">Brazilian Wax<\/a> before. When I ripped the first strip off, he pulled both knees into his chest so quickly that he kneed me in the boob. When I did the 2nd strip, it happened again. That is when I told him that he needed to leaves his legs down on the table or I wouldn&#8217;t be able to finish. He liked the idea of me not finishing!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhpMQ62IdoGHPtVNHAVBF61HKhjokiJQ266G5yIUwJ34kpMuEoiTf5LX-whawprw9ucGUBeBbxfu4iTQyuvnBb9sMpQ8dtC-DeCTcTYvKUdb-YE7kT3PMM8554Y3wdmT7Jnt9gckFolJf0w\/s1600\/Screen+Shot+2019-08-12+at+12.05.45+PM.png\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"211\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEhpMQ62IdoGHPtVNHAVBF61HKhjokiJQ266G5yIUwJ34kpMuEoiTf5LX-whawprw9ucGUBeBbxfu4iTQyuvnBb9sMpQ8dtC-DeCTcTYvKUdb-YE7kT3PMM8554Y3wdmT7Jnt9gckFolJf0w\/s320\/Screen+Shot+2019-08-12+at+12.05.45+PM.png\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the yoga instructor asked us to pull our knees into our chest this morning, I had to try really hard not to laugh. You&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-1187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}