{"id":1014,"date":"2023-12-04T00:45:00","date_gmt":"2023-12-04T00:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hosedownyourhoo-ha.menesser.com:8080\/?p=1014"},"modified":"2023-12-04T00:45:00","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T00:45:00","slug":"untitled-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/?p=1014","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Husband resting his head on his wife&#8217;s lap while watching a movie: \u00a0&#8220;When did you buy a bear skin rug?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wife gets offended and says: &#8220;I didn&#8217;t buy a rug. I haven&#8217;t had a wax in awhile&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At least it was soft. Another benefit of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.waxitallroc.com\" target=\"_blank\">waxing<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Get him the gift that keeps on giving this holiday season.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEi7aNQNLKZGHbJsg7TZM5Rqc5_CPcVHMh-U8uLlba8SakX80PVW3SLbbIdNaQJhCPQlGCzq7o2xypOGVOLc0m2trh7SN3QIV_ybOW8yYhLKccsj8dEHndMXmTeNN07r4V-gi2BOlyq2dMf-DkX-UhCzzpc9qBpKGIdENW8hACMDgIijSEePdF2oXqIG6NWN\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"205\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/a\/AVvXsEi7aNQNLKZGHbJsg7TZM5Rqc5_CPcVHMh-U8uLlba8SakX80PVW3SLbbIdNaQJhCPQlGCzq7o2xypOGVOLc0m2trh7SN3QIV_ybOW8yYhLKccsj8dEHndMXmTeNN07r4V-gi2BOlyq2dMf-DkX-UhCzzpc9qBpKGIdENW8hACMDgIijSEePdF2oXqIG6NWN\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Husband resting his head on his wife&#8217;s lap while watching a movie: \u00a0&#8220;When did you buy a bear skin rug?&#8221; Wife gets offended and says:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,10,4,12,5,7,8,9,6,11],"class_list":["post-1014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beauty-services","tag-body-waxing","tag-brazilian-waxing","tag-hair-removal","tag-hosedownyourhoo-ha","tag-menesser","tag-rochester-waxing","tag-the-happy-hoo-ha","tag-waxing","tag-waxing-salon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/menesser.com\/hosedownyourhoo-ha\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}