Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
Thoughts, stories, and insights from M.E. Nesser
Although we do accept walk in appointments, our busy time of year is upon us so if you need to get ripped, call us…message us…send a dang carrier pigeon…. but try to make a plan and don’t wait until the last minute to try to get in. Thank You!
I love the new A Frame sign for Wax It All on the Avenue. Greece won’t let me make one but if it did, I’d add customized spray tanning. If I made a new one for Mark & M.E. it would include hair and nails.
There are a lot of salons in town so we really appreciate it when you come to one of our salons, are happy with the service and the technician and let others know how satisfied you are. This was a great Square review. If you like us, please give us a review. It means the world to us when you let others know how much you like us.
Don’t forget that Jenn, our girl with the headlamp, offers tooth gems! She works at all 3 salons so find her so you can get a sexy tooth gem put on!!!
A couple weeks ago a young woman came into mark & m.e. who I hadn’t seen in a decade and said, “Do you remember me? I’m the girl who scissored you the first time I got a Brazilian!” Of course I did! It was the closest my face had ever been to a woman’s vagina. When her leg was in the air and I removed a strip, she scissored my upper body with her legs. And man was she strong. She locked me up like a professional wrestler. I did write about her in “The Happy Hen House” and she loved the fact she was in my book. I have done her twice since she returned and it has been such a pleasure to be waxing her again.
Apparently there is a teacher at one of our beauty schools who told a wax class NOT to go to me because I may write about them in a book. That makes me sad. I keep all stories anonymous and since most people cannot fathom what I do for a living, it has been very entertaining to share the crazy stories with you. I also know for a fact that there are a lot of you who find my content funny. And that’s the point. Never to criticize. If it makes a difference, I’m done writing books about Hoo-Ha’s.
Don’t forget that the original salon, Mark & M.E., started as a hair salon in 1956 and we are doing some great work not only on our awesome clients but our staff as well! This new look is adorable on Jules!!!




