There is a reason I named the book “Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha.” After this week, I am tempted to change it to “Power Wash Your…

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People have all sorts of pet names for their v-jay-jays. In fact, I have written an entire chapter in my book about the different names…

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I love hearing about the different things men say to encourage their women to come see me. One husband told his wife that he wished…

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Occasionally women scream when they get waxed. After all these years, what’s a little screaming? In most cases, it’s pretty amusing. But when a woman…

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A new client comes in and tells me she is terrified. I immediately start in with my uplifting banter to put her at ease. After…

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So this is how this whole Brazilian thing works. A woman enters the room, gets naked from the waist down, hops up on a massage…

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hoo-ha talk

“Now it smells better down there.” When a 300 pound woman exclaims that this is the best part about getting a Brazilian, then what can…

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