There is a reason I named the book “Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha.” After this week, I am tempted to change it to “Power Wash Your…
the happy hoo-ha
The Happy Hoo-Ha
People have all sorts of pet names for their v-jay-jays. In fact, I have written an entire chapter in my book about the different names…
I love hearing about the different things men say to encourage their women to come see me. One husband told his wife that he wished…
Occasionally women scream when they get waxed. After all these years, what’s a little screaming? In most cases, it’s pretty amusing. But when a woman…
A new client comes in and tells me she is terrified. I immediately start in with my uplifting banter to put her at ease. After…
So this is how this whole Brazilian thing works. A woman enters the room, gets naked from the waist down, hops up on a massage…
hoo-ha talk
“Now it smells better down there.” When a 300 pound woman exclaims that this is the best part about getting a Brazilian, then what can…
Hose Down Your Hoo-Ha
I’ve written a book about my experiences as a Brazilian Wax Technician that I’m trying to get published. I thought I’d share some bits and…