the happy hoo-ha

I had a dream last night that I was walking through a fine dining restaurant when I overheard an older man say “It’s hard to…

Wouldn’t it be cool to clone your clean cootch?

A young couple come into the salon and tell me they have been dating since they were eleven. He asks permission to come into the…

Getting a Brazilian does not make you a sexual deviant. However, if it makes you feel more deviant and you want to act upon those…

It may sound barbaric this whole waxing thing, but it must be worth it if so many women are getting it done on a regular…

oh dear god my was long enough to braid yesterday lol…thank god for your talents!

Hard to have fun on a slip-n-slide when it’s dry and prickly.

When a husband tells his wife that he needs a weed whacker to get through her forest, then you know it is time for her…

A woman was worried that I was going to wax her hemorrhoids. Trust me, darling, I don’t want anything to do with those bad boys.

I admit that the wax scene in “40 Year Old Virgin” was absolutely hysterical. In fact, Mark & I were consuming a pitcher of Cosmos…