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Beauty services
If you close your legs when I am about to rip, you’re gonna bruise your beave. So, cut it out.
A girl apologized to me for being a pussy. I told her she wasn’t a pussy. She just had a hairy one.
It can be scary going to a new place knowing that you are exposing your most intimate parts to a stranger. And, to make it…
It’s really tough to give a good wax job with your man’s baby butter all over the place. And frankly, it’s fucking gross.
So I guess you didn’t read my helpful hint page on my website. Getting high did not make it easier. It made you a weenie.
A lot of my clients use cute little sayings to refer to their private area and also have secret personal codes that they use with…